The most important thing you will see all year

Breaking news: Dog gives man receipt.

Here are three important things that I noticed about this video.

1. The male customer looks like Chaz Bono.

2. The receptionist keeps a straight face almost the entire time because she's trying to act like this is no big deal, even though she knows that it totally is.

3. See how badly that other dog wants a treat, but Chaz doesn't give him one because he wasn't involved in the receipt delivery process.